Poem 10 of the ProCrasstheNation Poemvember Poetry Project dares to speak of the forbidden subject of that which some consider undesirable. Thank you to Eva V. for sending me a completely innocuous concept, and forever forgiving me when I take that innocence and go for broke in corrupting it. A poem sometimes pushes you into the realm of MUST.
I hope you come back hair to read more of these fine poems.
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“Moss”
Man-moss man-moss,
upon my back.
Traveling down my backdoor crack.
Warm and fuzzy,
around my navel.
Control your libido,
if you’re able.
Run your hands around the rough,
can you ever get enough?
While The Beach Boys do shave nude,
testosterone, this man exudes.
A virtual chia topiary,
Nair and wax, unnecessary.
Just a trim along the line,
will do this Magic Mike just fine.
Certainly, you must concur,
hug a chubby man with fur.
And when moist sweat comes rolling through,
stick to your wolf-man, like glue.
Curly pubic woolen skin,
Enhances every carnal sin.
Smoothly shorn is overrated,
some truths should never be debated.
No matter what the seeming cost,
get yourself a man with moss.
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Published by Christopher Hickey
Welcome to my effort. Yes, as a great procrastinator, it requires great effort to stay focused on something productive that matters to me. I’ll find any old excuse to traipse from project to project, and I rarely end up at the place I started. I find this maddening, and exhaustive. So it is with high hopes, and a greater grasp of self-awareness, that I embark upon staying the course so to speak.
I enjoy writing. Be it blogs, fiction, poetry, etc. I love the craft and the act of creation, the art in and of itself, for it’s own sake and end. I am happy to be able to do it.
Some stats:
Born: March 1974
Education:
St.Francis de Sales, Charlestown MA
Don Bosco Technical High School, Boston MA
University of Massachusetts at Lowell, Lowell MA
Bunker Hill Community College, Charlestown MA
DePaul University, Chicago, IL
North Virginia Community College, Arlington VA
Harvard Extension School, Cambridge MA
Place of residence: Somewhere in the land of metro Boston. It’s vaguely familiar and becoming home more and more by the day, but when you come from “The Town” all else fails by comparison.
Favorite Color: I’m partial to all forms of blue.
Favorite Author: c’mon! don’t expect me to answer that, there are too many.
I enjoy memories of playing 80’s Atari better than playing any advanced gaming system that exists today.
Some day:
Hope to be recognized for my paper clip collection. As well as my 27 rejected applications to Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailiey Clown college.
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