
“Sand Thrift”
Sweaty seaweed merkin
Tubular carbuncular barnacle
Surf’s up
Swell roaring
Waved in, waved on
Horizon plied with UV radiation
Québécois down for holiday
Sipping seltzers while passing judgment
On body positive ‘Muricans
Every breaking wave supplying sobriety
Salt infused air blowing way by
The downward smell of tide approaches
Sand creeping into every crevice
Grinding out pearls
For shells to covet
Wetly moist wetsuits
Hiding disparities
Musty smell of musk mollusk
Creepy beach bum listening to “Goodbye Horses”
Slide the shore in parallax error
Breezy foam blowing upon dreams like birthday candles
Long cold beers quenching patch
Art among the sand denizens
A good day’s sun soon rolls on