“Shower Curtain”
Oh! Shower curtain.
I hate it when you stick to my thigh.
I just soaped up my other half,
Now, you soil my clean side.
Grody, gross, gaunt grotesque.
Cleaning superstition.
Your mildew sheen transferring,
To dermis moist and glistening.
This shower is taking way too long.
My shower curtain, wrath.
The next time I need to clean,
I’ll opt for a whore’s bath.