“Mustache Rides”
One for a nickel,
Four will get you five.
Climb on up for a mustache ride.
Forget about an UBER,
LYFT, left you behind.
You can always depend on a mustache ride.
Contoured for your comfort,
Warm and cozy for your thighs.
There’s a pant load of fun in a mustache ride.
The bidet is out of order,
They forgot to post a sign.
But, that won’t exclude you from a mustache ride.
It’s a thrill when you get rocking,
And move from side to side.
Riding to Nirvana on a mustache ride.
There’s no finer entertainment,
For a newly married bride,
A motor board vibration, highlights many mustache rides.
“I didn’t mean to suffocate him,
Don’t act so surprised.”
Just another passive casualty of a mustache ride.
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