“Wet Leaves Stop The Traffic”
A friend texted that her morning train was delayed due to wet leaves on the tracks.
I’ve heard most if not all the excuses the transit authority uses for poor service, but I agree with my friend: this is a first.
It would seem slippery Leaves would lubricate the movement of wheels on a track, but maybe that is not what is needed.
Still, it seems like a pretty bullshit reason.
Yet, the boxcars full of commuting cattle was delayed indefinitely.
I mean, eventually it moved, but not before thousands of texts, and emails, and false promises were made.
Hell, if I was on that train, I would have been inclined to call in sick.
And just for fun, I’d tell them that I can’t come in because there are wet leaves on my bedroom floor, and in the hall, and in the bathroom, and down the stairs out the door, and all the way to the train.
I wouldn’t want to slip.