Poems · Poemvember 2018 · poetry

POEMVEMBER 2018-DAY 26:“Mustache Rides”

“Rocking The Stache” ©️C.P. Hickey 2018

“Mustache Rides”

One for a nickel,

Four will get you five.

Climb on up for a mustache ride.

Forget about an UBER,

LYFT, left you behind.

You can always depend on a mustache ride.

Contoured for your comfort,

Warm and cozy for your thighs.

There’s a pant load of fun in a mustache ride.

The bidet is out of order,

They forgot to post a sign.

But, that won’t exclude you from a mustache ride.

It’s a thrill when you get rocking,

And move from side to side.

Riding to Nirvana on a mustache ride.

There’s no finer entertainment,

For a newly married bride,

A motor board vibration, highlights many mustache rides.

“I didn’t mean to suffocate him,

Don’t act so surprised.”

Just another passive casualty of a mustache ride.

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