“Canine Cares”

 

“Canine Cares”

Barking dog,

please stop barking.

The kids are willing to nap,

but your insistent yipper-yapper,

keeps them from quietude.

It is not the mailman.

It is not the oil man.

You farted in your sleep and woke yourself up.

Now you’re barking.

Silly, yipper-yapper.